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See you people in school on Thursday.
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I guess many of you will realise that Facebook is turning into Friendster.
Meaning to say, random people starts adding you (especially guys adding girls) and after you've accepted the request, they will ask you to 'intro'. Within a few messages, they will ask for your msn, some even asked for contact number. Fucking thick skin man.
I've experienced this several times, and i'm kinda irritated.
I went to my Facebook messages and printscreened some of the ridiculous-est messages i have been receiving. Btw, i labeled them.
Being a really nice person, i've blurred their names and profile picture.
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1) The sucker
They tell you how cute you look like just to be your friend.

I totally ignored this guy. He deleted his Facebook anyway.
2) Traditional Friendster 'please/mind intro' dude.
They thank you for accepting their friend request and ask you to 'intro' yourself.

I gave him my age only because my name is big enough for him to see.
3) The confident dude.
They ask you for your contact at their very first message to you.

How to deal with them? Simply tell them you're attached.
4) The bachelor
Once they find out that you are attached, they 'run'.

Simple. Like how you deal with 3).
5) The extremist.
They confess to you online.


Seriously! You dont even know me. *btw, i'm relatively nice to this guy. I dont know why*
I'm sure many of you girls met all these weird guys online. It really depends on how you deal with them. I personally feel that giving cold replies is the best and most effective way to make them get a life. Ignoring them is an alternative too.
Here's an exception.
If you feel that the guy is serious about being friends only (rare), open up to him and chat a little. Sometimes, people add you online because you both share a common interest.
If you guys plan to meet up, never agree to meet him alone! Remember to ask a friend along. If he objects the idea, show him -'- and tell him forget about seeing your pretty face in real life. Be harsh.
Okay aunty Zirui is done with her lecture!